No Segways

Prague is so overrun with dopey tourists tilting around on Segways that custom signage is necessary:

Who you gonna call? I’m picturing two nerds with proton packs vacuuming up tourists.

No Private Detectives

This is a private club, coppa. You got a membership card?

I think this is actually a no smoking sign, but why’d they have to make him so dapper? Looking at this sign makes me want to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Yes Wiener Institute

This isn’t actually forbidding anything, but it really appeals to my inner 12 year old.

Institute for the study and advancement of wieners

Lenin, Meet Zuckerberg

If you missed Tiara’s Memento Park post, it’s worth a review.  I particularly liked their sign promoting their social media accounts.

You can almost hear him rolling over in his grave.

Living on the edge.

We visited Schönbrunn Palace and its gardens and hedge mazes:

Lost in the hedge maze

We ate things:

Step 1: Dumplings

Step 2: Lounge

Step 3: Tiny Cakes

We played with mirrors:

And we saw some pretty cool art:

Jeff Koons’ Hulk

Discovering the works of Hans Weigand